Laugh A While

What is "GENERATION GAP"?

Father used to walk 20 Minutes to save 20 Rs.
Son spends 20 Rs. to save 20 Minutes.
(Surprisingly both are correct...!!!)

Cultural Gap
If electricity goes in America they call the power house.
In Japan, they test the fuse,
But In India, they check neighbour's house, "power gone there too....then ok!"
Funny but true

Sense of Responsibility...
A man goes to library and asks for a book on Suicide..........
Librarian looks at him and says: "hello.. who will return the book ????"

GRANDFATHER TO GRANDSON: Go hide! Your teacher is coming as you bunked

 school today!
GRANDSON: YOU go hide.. I told her YOU PASSED AWAY!!

Sister to brother: What r u going to gift grandma on her birthday?
Brother: A football
Sister: But grandma does not play!
Brother: So what? On my birthday she gave me Bhagavad Gita.

A woman went shopping. At cash counter she opened her purse to pay. The cashier

 noticed a TV remote in her purse. He couldn't control his curiosity n asked "Do u

 always carry ur TV remote with u?" She replied " No, not always, but my husband 

refused to accompany me for shopping today.. ..............

Moral : Accompany your wife....
 
The story continues....
 
The shopkeeper laughs and takes back all the items that lady had purchased.
Shocked at this act, she asks the shopkeeper what is he doing. He said your

 husband has blocked your credit card..........
 
MORAL : Respect the hobbies of your husband.
 
Wait wait, story is not yet over. It continues....
 
Wife took out her husband's credit card from purse and uses it to clear all the bills. Unfortunately
he didn't block his own card.
Moral:...... Don't underestimate the power of a WIFE. :) :)