Son spends 20 Rs. to save 20 Minutes.
(Surprisingly both are correct...!!!)
If electricity goes in America they call the power house.
In Japan, they test the fuse,
But In India, they check neighbour's house, "power gone there too....then ok!"
Funny but true
Sense of Responsibility...
A man goes to library and asks for a book on Suicide..........
Librarian looks at him and says: "hello.. who will return the book ????"
GRANDSON: YOU go hide.. I told her YOU PASSED AWAY!!
Brother: A football
Sister: But grandma does not play!
Brother: So what? On my birthday she gave me Bhagavad Gita.
Moral : Accompany your wife....
The story continues....
The shopkeeper laughs and takes back all the items that lady had purchased.
Shocked at this act, she asks the shopkeeper what is he doing. He said your
MORAL : Respect the hobbies of your husband.
Wait wait, story is not yet over. It continues....
Wife took out her husband's credit card from purse and uses it to clear all the bills. Unfortunately
he didn't block his own card.
Moral:...... Don't underestimate the power of a WIFE. :) :)