Monday, 10 November 2014

Have a hearty laugh and Relax

I am thankful to Wg.Cdr Suresh Karnik for keeping my spirit alive. Otherwise I would have closed or abandoned this website long ago.
Thank you my dear friend 
With warm regards and best wishes,

----- Forwarded Message -----
From: suresh karnik
To: P. Aravind
Sent: Sunday, 9 November 2014, 17:59
Subject: Have a hearty laugh

 It's An Old Age After All...

A couple in their nineties are both having problems remembering
 things. During a checkup, the doctor tells them that they're 
physically okay, but they might want to start writing things down
 to help them remember ..
Later that night, while watching TV, the old man gets up from his

 chair. 'Want anything while I'm in the kitchen?' he asks.
'Will you get me a bowl of ice cream?'
'Don't you think you should write it down so you can remember

 it?'  she asks.
'No, I can remember it..'
'Well, I'd like some strawberries on top, too. Maybe you should 

write it down, so as not to forget it?'
He says, 'I can remember that. You want a bowl of ice cream

 with strawberries.'
'I'd also like whipped cream. I'm certain you'll forget that, 

write it  down?' she asks.
Irritated, he says, 'I don't need to write it down, I can 
remember it!  Ice cream with strawberries and whipped
 cream - I got it,  for goodness sake!'
Then he toddles into the kitchen. After about 20 minutes,
The old  man returns from the kitchen and hands his wife
 a plate of bacon  and eggs. She stares at the plate
 for a moment. 'Where's my  toast?'

An elderly couple had dinner at another couple's house, and

 after  eating, the wives left the table and went into the kitchen.
The two gentlemen were talking, and one said, 'Last night
 we went  out to a new restaurant and it was really great,
 I would recommend  it very highly.'
The other man said, 'What is the name of the restaurant?'
The first man thought and thought and finally said,

 'What is the name  of that flower you give to someone
 you love?  You know, he one that's red and has thorns.'
'Do you mean a rose?'
'Yes, that's the one,' replied the man. He then turned

 towards the  kitchen and yelled, 'Rose, what's the name of that
 restaurant  we went to last night?'
old couple

Hospital regulations require a wheel chair for patients being

 discharged. However, while working as a student nurse,
 I found one elderly gentleman already dressed and sitting
 on the bed with a suitcase at his feet, who insisted he
 didn't  need my help to leave the hospital.
After a chat about rules being rules, he reluctantly let me
 wheel  him to the elevator.
On the way down I asked him if his wife was meeting him.
'I don't know,' he said. 'She's still upstairs in the

 bathroom  changing out of her hospital gown.'

A senior citizen said to his eighty-year old buddy:
'So I hear you're getting married?'
'Do I know her?'
'This woman, is she good looking?'
'Not really.'
'Is she a good cook?'
'Naw, she can't cook too well.'
'Does she have lots of money?'
'Nope! Poor as a church mouse.'
'Well, then, is she good in bed?'
'I don't know.'
'Why in the world do you want to marry her then?'
'Because she can still drive!'

 Three old guys are out walking.
First one says, 'Windy, isn't it?'
Second one says, 'No, it's Thursday!'
Third one says, 'So am I. Let's go get a beer!'

A man was telling his neighbour, 'I just bought a new hearing

 aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it's state of the art.
 It's perfect.'
'Really,' answered the neighbour. 'What kind is it?'
'Twelve thirty.'

Morris, an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a
A few days later, the doctor saw Morris walking down

 the street  with a gorgeous young woman on his arm.
A couple of days later, the doctor spoke to Morris and
 said,  'You're really doing great, aren't you?'
Morris replied, 'Just doing what you said, Doc:
 'Get a hot mamma  and be cheerful.''
The doctor said, 'I didn't say that. I said, 'You've got
 a heart  murmur; be careful.'

 And just one more. . .

A little old man shuffled slowly into an ice cream parlor

and  pulled himself slowly, painfully, up onto a stool.
After catching his breath, he ordered a banana split.
The waitress asked kindly, 'Crushed nuts?'
'No,' he replied, 'Arthritis.'

Now, before you 'forget', send them on to some

 other  folks you know who could use a good laugh!!

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